? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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