seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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