Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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