they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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