How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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