Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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