I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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