My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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