therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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