butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
All I want is dick and wine.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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