it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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