it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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