So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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