found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
