I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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