i barfeds in our rink
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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