too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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