I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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