I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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