She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Is it penis luge time yet?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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