I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I need to calm my uterus...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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