from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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