No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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