Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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