girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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