I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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