I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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