I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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