Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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