I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just invented taco cereal.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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