no, he came in my armpit
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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