When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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