Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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