i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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