Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My vagina is officially offended.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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