just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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