So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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