My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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