Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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