SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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