Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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