Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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