I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
4 words: hood of his car
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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