Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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