Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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