As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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