i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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