Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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