Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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