i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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