I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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