is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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