Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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