Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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