why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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