They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize