Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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