oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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